I’m 100% cool with my Google Image results
Starting the year at the Empire State Building with my sister and stepma
Watching Monet’s water lilies at the Met
MLK day - breakfast at the Seinfeld diner, all day at the Natural History Museum, dinner at Panna II and walking to Dylan’s as it started snowing
Portlandia Q&A
Discovering Homeland with Anton in our Astoria apartment
Summer Camp at Mercury Lounge (still my #1 gig of the year)
Crying over Gloria Steinem at Athena Film Festival
Tavi’s Cadaver launch party. The Rookie staff making the silliest dance circle around Anton and I doing our best Amy and Tina in Baby Mama
Michael Showalter @ Word
Portable’s Fashion on Film night
February 29
Covering SXSW Film
Seeing Matthew Lillard, Rory Culkin, Marc Maron, Aubrey Plaza, Marc Duplass, Nick Offerman, Kate Lyn Shiel, Amy Seimetz, Alex Karpovsky and Robin Tunney.
Visiting the ESPO pieces in BK
Collapsing in a drunk heap on 53rd St with Anton after MoMA members’ night
Getting my apple tattoo, then seeing Turn Me On, Dammit! with Rob and Shannon, then getting burgers with Anton and Tavi
Janeane Garofalo @ Hot Tub
Cindy Sherman @ MoMA
Coney Island. Getting crazy hungover diarrhea in these toilets

Bust craftacular + Titanic 3D
Brooklyn zine fest
Eating my weight in bao and soup in Flushing mall
Venus in Fur
Royal Tenenbaum’s family home
Eating Papacito’s and watching Looking for Alibrandi with Anton on my last night in NYC (April 23) then almost getting abducted an hour before leaving for the airport
Flying home with Abbey Lee Kershaw
Leading a Q&A with Susie Bubble
Move back to Melbourne with a weeklong sleepover with Bronny and Zigmond
Sending my best friend off to the UK
Starting a great new job
Working on a great new web series project
Creating Filmme Fatales
New writing opportunities
Seeing Jim launch singles and and album after years of hard work
PT Anderson @ the Astor
Dandys, Ben Folds Five and Beck @ Harvest
Chapter Music 20th birthday
Goblin playing the Suspiria score live @ ACMI
Experiencing Nickelback live.
TEDxWomen
Nicki Minaj
Meredith
Saying goodbye to the Birmi, after five beautiful years
Home for the holidays
Spending NYE at Edinborough Gardens with my best new and old friends.
i know what you’re thinking; “geez, Brodie, stop bragging about your life you glamourpuss!”
This weekend I’m getting my first ever proper nail art manicure and it’s going to look like one of my favourite ever collections (mary katrantzou fall 2011, obvz).
Also Bronny and I are going to swap beds so I have her storage space and she has my fancy headboard.
Also I have a crush on a supa kewtie who I get to see a lot and it’s really exciting.
Also I just started reading a book about Del Close and 22 pages in it’s already one of the best things I’ve read.
Also I’m eating vietnamese food and seeing the new Todd Solondz movie with my replacement Anton (his brother) tomorrow night.
UMMMMMM my life is perfect?
you come to the end of your menstrual cycle and congratulate yourself for remembering to take tampons to work everyday, and therefore not having to buy unnecessary packs on your lunch breaks, and therefore using up the backlog of spare tamps from previous cycles. Frugal bleeding!
I’ve gotten to the point where a ‘hive like this takes me less than 5 minutes to whip up on clean, unstyled, virgin hair. I did it 14 hours ago and it’s still holding up. I can’t wait until I eventually wake up looking like Priscilla Presley on her wedding day to da King.
Trivia: Westlife wrote ~wen ur lo0kin lyk dat~ about me, today.
This is how I feel about my job. Not pictured: eye-rolling, hair being pulled out, general childish grumpiness.
I had a really great night and then I got a huge burger and heaps of chips and came home to eat them, watch Jamie Oliver, treat that big angry pimple on my chin and Skype Anton.
This is a video of my roommate’s cat repeatedly trying to sit in my lap while I listen to a @lenadunham interview
Beehive, gold-tipped glasses, bejewelled shoulders and a patch-covered jacket. Ya know, just casual workplace attire.