I edit the zine Filmme Fatales and write for websites like Lifelounge, Everguide, Svbscription and Pocketto and the magazine Hello Mr.
I wanna kiss Joe Biden on the mouth and I need to have a serious talk with Taylor Swift.
The coolest time of 2012 was that month when Chris wasn’t in the show and I tried to start a conspiracy theory that he’d died @ his karate tournament in the season 1 finale. Kinda sad that didn’t really happen.
28th February 2013
Notes: 3
I made a concerted effort not to instag about #Homeland since @oveyd was like “chillax gurl” but YOU GUYS Galvez is alive!!!! And this fuckin hunky dream team trio is so perfect I am DYIN! (whatever Rupert Friend I no lyk u)
My weekly #homeland mani
“Okay, Chris, your hair looks exactly like mine! Now you’re all ready for your karate tournament after which we won’t see you for 5 episodes!”
Rewatching S1E7 of #Homeland because it’s literally the best episode of TV I’ve ever seen.
LUV U
Yo those Beirut safe houses got their pastel interiors on lock.
Dana and I have the same bed.
MANDY, KING OF HEARTS
IT’S HAPPENING #HOMELAND (Taken with Instagram)
so I feel like it’s time every single person on the internet started talking about a few things [SPOILER ALERT BUT FUCK IT IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THIS PIECE OF BRILLIANT TELEVISION UNTIL NOW YOU DESERVE TO HAVE SHIT SPOILED]:
- the episode at the Lake House where Carrie was so off the rails starting a fight with those Nazis but then immediately went into CIA agent mode with the gun and the observing Brody but then when shit was revealed and you found out Tom was alive you were like OH SHIT SHE HAD IT ALL WRONG HE’S SO INNOCENT. But then you found out he wasn’t? Nick Brody is like on the same level of keeping people guessing as Jude from Happy Endings.
- Also during that weekend at the lake when you’re just like, wait, does Carrie love him? Is she still trying to watch him? Is it both?
- At the end after the bomb when Carrie was at home with scars all over her face and he called to say he was coming over and she put make-up on and wrapped a scarf around her neck and put earrings off and then took the scarf off. Ugh. That was the moment you REALLY knew how she felt because she was like a girl going on a date which made it SO MUCH MORE HEARTBREAKING that he didn’t come! That instead her jag-off boss came and tore apart her wall!!
- After Tom shoots those bros outside the thing and Brody gets pulled through the metal detectors and you realise how smart Abu Nazir is omg.
- I have so many hopes for Dana this season cos now she’s not just a surly Avril Lavigne-rebellion teenager. She’s a surly teen WHO KNOWS SHIT.
- The guy who, while being interrogated by Carrie fuckin’ Mathieson, shouted, “MMM I LOVE COCK, YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!” deserves a Golden Globe.
the only thing that redeem’s Homeland’s terrible opening titles
