surly temple

Directioners are a regular bunch of Carrie Mathiesons, only instead of terrorism they’re hunting for signs of lies and beards; instead of nondescript jazz they listen to Happily; instead of Nazir or Javadi they hone in on Eleanor and Kendall and James.

The coolest time of 2012 was that month when Chris wasn’t in the show and I tried to start a conspiracy theory that he’d died @ his karate tournament in the season 1 finale. Kinda sad that didn’t really happen.

The coolest time of 2012 was that month when Chris wasn’t in the show and I tried to start a conspiracy theory that he’d died @ his karate tournament in the season 1 finale. Kinda sad that didn’t really happen.

I made a concerted effort not to instag about #Homeland since @oveyd was like “chillax gurl” but YOU GUYS Galvez is alive!!!! And this fuckin hunky dream team trio is so perfect I am DYIN! (whatever Rupert Friend I no lyk u)

I made a concerted effort not to instag about #Homeland since @oveyd was like “chillax gurl” but YOU GUYS Galvez is alive!!!! And this fuckin hunky dream team trio is so perfect I am DYIN! (whatever Rupert Friend I no lyk u)

My weekly #homeland mani

My weekly #homeland mani

"Okay, Chris, your hair looks exactly like mine! Now you’re all ready for your karate tournament after which we won’t see you for 5 episodes!"

"Okay, Chris, your hair looks exactly like mine! Now you’re all ready for your karate tournament after which we won’t see you for 5 episodes!"

Rewatching S1E7 of #Homeland because it’s literally the best episode of TV I’ve ever seen.

Rewatching S1E7 of #Homeland because it’s literally the best episode of TV I’ve ever seen.

LUV U

LUV U

Yo those Beirut safe houses got their pastel interiors on lock.

Yo those Beirut safe houses got their pastel interiors on lock.

Dana and I have the same bed.

Dana and I have the same bed.