Carnie and Kathy, of Team Menopausal Hilarious Ladies, run around screaming with a red wagon. They do not seem any more calm once they begin to set up in their outdoor kitchen. Carnie screams, “Where are the pans?” and then starts repeating, “Butter?” over and over again such that I think she may having an actual breakdown.
The suddenly level-headed Najimy talks her down. She says, “Carnie, we need you more than you’ll ever know.” What does that even mean? Why can’t she ever know how much you need her? “Carnie, your face is the Keymaster and Guy’s beard is the Gatekeeper and only you can unlock the passageway to the Thetan home planet.” Sufficiently calmed down, Carnie rips the top of the ketchup open with her teeth and gets a mouthful of ketchup water. I think she just wanted the ketchup as a snack; every day at 3 p.m. she eats 24 ounces of Heinz to keep her blood sugar up.