jayandbeyworryaboutye:

“Jaaaay, Jaaaaaaay! I found him, he is over here scaring these folks in VIP. He keeps screaming, ‘ello, ello, ello, hello white america, assassinate my character.’ To every single one of ‘em Jay. He grabbed GWYNETH PALTROW, and screamed it in her ear. She is not happy, Jay. I’m trying to get Baby Blue to do a duet with Baby Apple, and I’ll be damned if I see another baby get the spot. You better call this boy back on stage. My child will be a singing sensation across Bey’s Great Nation, or my name ain’t Beyonce Run The World Knowles-Carter. Amen!”