"Is Niall, for example, the baby of the band and Harry the lothario?
‘What’s a lothario?’ asks Louis. ‘A womaniser,’ replies Zayn, who once had ambitions to become an English teacher. He pauses for a moment: ‘I think he was a character in a play by Shakespeare or, no wait, maybe he was from something such as Don Quixote.’ When I check later, ashamed of my own lack of knowledge, I discover Zayn is right, but his impressive response is quickly dismissed by the others who are eager to confirm that – never mind Harry’s status as a womaniser – Niall is indeed the baby."