MAMA’S COMIN’ HOME, Y’ALL!
Next Friday, I will stay out all night with a blanket and flask of Go-Go Juice and stand in line outside 30 Rock in the freezing cold to get tickets to see my favorite funny lady hosting SNL. I WILL THROW MYSELF IN FRONT OF A BUS BEFORE I GO HOME AT 7AM TICKET-LESS! YOU HEAR ME, LORNE MICHAELS!? A BUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!