Exit, pursued by a bear.: Pretty Funny (Minus the... →
gibblertron: I don’t understand a lot of things. I don’t understand why my neighbor is pursuing a career as a 1990’s electronic music artist. I don’t understand why the ice cream shop near my house considers two scoops of ice cream one scoop. And I don’t understand how women, educated…
I just had to say goodbye to Anton
and it was TUFF. He and I have spent the last 8 months eating tacos, drinking cheap gin, petting kitties, larfing, brunching, talking about poop, talking about Australia and—with the exception of a few sleepovers (him, not me)—sleeping in the same bed every night. We’ve seen summer, fall, winter and spring in New York together, and experienced our first Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas...
Can any AT&T customers suggest how to get my phone unlocked before I get back to Australia? Does Apple do it?
Anonymous asked: Lesley Arfin is ugly inside and out and the world now knows - good thing she has shit fans like you to carry her along.
romantickissingporn: My cleavage on the internet is not an invitation for you to say gross things to me. Like I said before, DON’T BE GROSS AT ME OR I’LL EAT YOUR DICK IN THE WORST WAY.