surly temple: Archive

Did it hurt?

boygirlconvos: Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you fell down from heaven? Girl: Aww Boy: Because your face is really fucked up. Hannah! Look! Someone on boygirlconvos said something intentionally funny!

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BAKED ALASKA →

When I occasionally write about my real life on Tumblr (as opposed to my primary blog), I often mention my buddy Anton. I’m so psyched that, not only does he have a blogger blog, but he’s now on Tumblr too. Follow him- you won’t regret it. Boy knows the bizness.

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this guy taught me basically everything i know... →

Oct 29th

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saturday

I’ve spent the day eating copious amounts of avocado toast, finishing the final edit (!!!!!) on my short mockumentary with my buddy/co-writer/director, dying my hair, making macarons (shit takes tiiiime!) and eating nachos. it’s almost 3pm and i’ve still got to make the macaron cream, get dressed in something i “wouldn’t usually wear” (my friend’s dress...

Oct 29th

Baking Cakes For The Enemy: Walking Home Last... →

i-am-the-lighthouse: maniahum: Trigger Warning: Gay hate crime. I was jumped by four guys, and two chicks, one of which had a little girl with them, at the park I take my brothers. I was walking home from gate. Minding my own fucking business. The hurled insults about my weight, and how my hair was cut. They asked if I was a dyke or a faggot, and I wasn’t going to answer, until one of...

Oct 29th

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Oct 28th

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#43

interweber: Open Google Maps Map out directions from Japan to China Take a look at #43 LOL

Oct 28th

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Oct 27th

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Oct 26th

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tiltherewasyou asked: i am a little bit in love with your withloveandswallow blog - i think you may be living my dream life, a mere forty minutes away from me. we should probably become best friends asap, okay?

Oct 26th

masspalace asked: you know whats weird? I follow you, and you reblogged a picture of bil murray from someone else, who reblogged it from me, ...and you dont follow me. Thought it was funny it came full circle.

Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

Are you short sighted? [mind = blown]

tulletulle: yourmindblown: How to test for shortsightedness. Normal vision people will see a Einstein in the picture above. Short-sighted people will see Marilyn Monroe. If you see Einstein in the pic, walk back a few feet and you’ll see Marilyn Monroe. (+ Follow) “yourmindblown” When I took off my glasses I saw Marilyn. I see Einstein and I’m short-sighted. I guess those fancy...

Oct 26th

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